bridezillas

bridezillas are too complex. that is all.

i must be a twin

i'm convinced i have copies of myself existing many places in this city. for the second time this week someone has told me they saw me this other day with so and so. this is false. 

one man at work today thought i was lying to him when i told him i had no idea what he was talking about. weird people.

if i have a twin out there, please come find me. there have been many opportunities where i've needed you. and i'm sure they will be plenty more. so if you're out there...seek me out. i won't bite.